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> love-dispenser unit 212-B <
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the mcnostril © love-dispenser unit 212-B is the safest, most efficient, and environmentally conscious love-dispensing unit ever built by man, machine or manchine.
it is the #1 choice for all your love-dispensing needs
to begin the love-dispensing process
click `continue`
powered by twin-linked hopper dadoscopes, the mcnostril © love-dispenser unit 212-B is capable of panendermic semi-boloid conduction at an annular grillage coefficient.
its base-plate of prefabulated amulite surmounted by a maleable logarithmic casing ensures optimal love-dispensing within pentametric norms.
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> target parameters
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gender
skin tone
face
hair
clothing
create an avatar
by using the menu
on the left
when you are done
click continue
female
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male
warning: changing gender will reset your selections
nose
eyes
mouth
beard
glasses
bling
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/1
1/1
1/3
1/3
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/2
1/6
1/6
hats
bling
shirts
jackets
belts
pants
gloves
socks
shoes
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/3
1/2
1/2
1/3
1/3
1/1
1/1
1/2
1/2
1/3
1/3
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> continue <
> additional parameters
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enter the message to be delivered by the mcnostril © love-dispenser unit 212-B in the field below.
when you are ready, click `continue` to preview the love-dispenser unit 212-B activation
the message will appear in the top monitor
if no message is entered, a default message will appear
100
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> continue <
press heart to receive love
...loading love...
press heart to continue
// ERROR ERROR ERROR //
// LOVE OVERLOAD //
reset unit?
> return <
> continue <
> unit 212-B targeting data
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thank you for choosing the mcnostril © love-dispensing unit 212-B, the world's safest and most efficient love-dispenser.
to complete the love-dispensing process, enter your information in the left field, enter the love-dispensing unit target data in the right field, then click `send unit`
sender
name:
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email:
target
name:
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email:
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> send unit <
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